She wondered why they had ever taken such precautions before their wedding day. There had been constant worries about broken condoms and ineffective birth control pills as they dreaded the idea of having their carefully laid plans ruined by an unplanned baby. It was important for them to both keep working so they could save for the deposit for their new house in the suburbs. She also knew her parents would be horrified if they paid for a luxurious white wedding only for her to be waddling down the aisle with a huge baby bump ruining the lines of an expensive white bridal gown. No, they followed the plan to the letter and threw pregnancy risk to the winds once they were pronounced man and wife.

Two bulls in a field caught sight of a field full of cows down the meadow. So i am trying to get my main site to perform better in Google and just throwing this out there in the hope some people do it for me. I like to think i have provided some good uk shit over the past 18 months or so. I am looking for as many people as possible to put a link on there Tumblr page.

Please send a email to tumbex. Obviously, they decided that my site was no longer acceptable and they set up specific rules so that tumbex users no longer have access to the contents of tumblr. It's unfortunate, I loved tumblr, that's why I created tumbex. Using tumblr with an easy, clean and efficient interface was my goal.

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